dad: hey, there were some cute girls walking by us
brother: yeah? ok
dad: you should go talk to them
brother: no. dont worry about it
dad: why are you not interested?
brother: trust me, I get enough pussy!!
[my brother and I then fist bump eachother]
Graduating with a marketing degree, meant that it was nessecary for to be familiar with all the different social media sources. So between my Xanga, Myspace, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, I am somewhat overwhelmed at where I need go to to post my info/pictures to stay up to date.
For example, if my brother says something funny to me and I want to quote it do I:
Pictures are worst.. I want to blog them, but I also want to show them on FB so I can tag friends. And lot of them will already go on instagram, since that is what I use to edit them…
I don’t know why its frustrating me, I just overthink it. I wish I could just combine all these into ONE perfect media source to make it easier for me to post my shit and for someone to stalk my life…
but on the bright side, my iPhone does make it a little more convenient since there’s an app for ALL of the social media sites
took my adderall and drank an ice coffee… I am on super focus/hyper mode. I probably could clean a mansion in under 2 hours right now
I ate a whole bowl for breakfast this morning! They were so sweet =) It was definitely a good way to start my morning!
it is so relaxing to me.
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap gift.
Cancer – Accuse them of overreacting or being too sensitive. Mistreat their family. Take away their security blanket.
Gemini – Spill liquid on their gadgets or books. Make them wait to hear a juicy tidbit of information (especially if they’re the last to know). Whatever they tell you, respond with “Oh that? That’s old news.” Solitary confinement with 0 distractions or entertainment. Have no “street smarts”. Successfully con them.
Leo – Don’t compliment them. Ever. Compare them unfavorably to someone else. Be stingy with affection. Embarrass them in public. Force them to live in poverty or take away their luxuries. Question their principles.
Virgo – Rearrange their ____ – repeatedly. Silent treatment. Present them with things, tasks or people that they can’t organize or fix. Correct or double-check them. Question their know-how or attention to detail. Take away all of their research paraphernalia.
Libra – Ignore etiquette. Decide that they’re unattractive. Point out their flaws with an audience. Put them in situations where they must make a decision quickly on limited information.
Scorpio – Expose and/or analyze their secrets (in private or public). Don’t fall for their manipulations. Successfully manipulate or humiliate them. Don’t have sex with them.
Sagittarius – Complain incessantly. Sweat the small stuff. Never make, understand or laugh at a joke. Remove their options. Have no common sense.
Capricorn – Be lazy. Ruin their plans or their reputation. Question their authority. Remind them that they’re not the boss or that they have a boss.
Aquarius – Make a good case for why their friends, ideas, values or tastes are predictable, boring and common. Question their intelligence or treat them as an intellectual inferior.
Pisces – Give them lots of responsibility and deadlines. Then apply some pressure. Belittle their dreams. Be unkind. Stereotype. Negatively judge them and everyone else around them. Make them face (a dreary, hopeless, practical) reality.
Hahaha I’m a scorpio/sagittarius … “dont have sex with them” … definitely pissed me off a couple of times lol
I thought this feeling of anxiety would end after college, but boy was I wrong. I have been searching for a full time position since before I actually graduated, but since June I have intensified my search and broadened my scope of potential occupations. I know the market for jobs is not really great right now, but come on!!! why can’t i find a freakin’ job!!! FML I know I am capable for the jobs I apply for, and even over qualified for others, but employers get a stack of resumes, so I’m sure they just breeze over mine. It’s sad that I get excited when potentials employer emailing me back saying I’m not the right fit, because I feel like they might have actually at least taken the time to look over my resume. ugh the best lead I have right now is a part-time waitressing gig at a local bar… whoa, so much for a college degree…
after my 3rd cold shower of the day!! Damn it was hot outside today
